So this dude…  Well, first, read the article if you aren’t familiar.

Here’s the thing - if you’re a bank, and you require proper identification to withdraw $12,000, and a guy a) doesn’t have proper identification, b) threatens to kill people if he isn’t allowed to get his money, and c) won’t accept a check or any bills larger than $50… CALL THE FUCKING POLICE.  Dudes like this are the main reason you require identification to withdraw $12,000.

What you shouldn’t do is give him a stack of $20s and $50s and let him walk out the door.

That’s not even the part that pisses me off the most.  What really gets me is that this dude goes back to the bank the next day, removes the rest of his cash and closes his account.  Walks out the door.  And now nobody knows where he is.  Awesome.

For the record: Fail.